Intimacy: Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say...

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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Same thing different taste

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Classic

By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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deathstroke990 22

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:29

the real question is, why tf would you mention a **** stars name while playing that game with your family? ?????

ikeb 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:27

Like father like son

Comments

Talis99 26

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:16

I think it was rather pretty dumb for OP to mention a **** star in a family game, but I don't personally get the mom's reaction. So they watch ****. So do I. I'm not actually that attracted to the people, just the sex (although guys seem to get so into they know their names and stats), but if she's that territorial or insecure, I get it, but maybe sit down and discuss instead of getting mad and/or let it go as some fantasy like ladies and their erotic novels.

Talis99 26

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:19

Is it that much different because Edward Cullen and Christian Gray are fictional? Because I don't think that's fair.

Catdragon 40

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:23

I personally love me some smutty lemon fanfics as well. I never saw **** as an emotional connection. The only thing I'd be slightly mad is if my partner left me out of it. I hear watching **** together can help strengthen and spice up a relationship.

cornyrob 33

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:44

Who doesn't know Linda Lovelace?

Flyndaran 10

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:00

In a weird conversation with my family, I mentioned, "you know that guy that's in nearly every ****...", and my mom said, "Ron Jeremy", and she was correct.