By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
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AScic1 3

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

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tpike1296 11

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

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tattooedcowboy 6

bingo card 10$ coffee 2$ the look on all the old folks faces priceless

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The_Weirdo 10

On the street 50 bucks is rich. If you tell me where your bingo place is maybe I can move out of the third ward!

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mrf07960 0

why were u playing bingo? thats for old people!

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creedaddict 9

you got to pay for ur sins my son

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cab227 2

you should've been more careful with your language, but you were excited. FYL

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

What is it with all these FMLs where the OP can't contain their excitement and make total asses of themselves?

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pinkspaceboundro 0

woman! I done told you about given that lochness monster tree fiddy!!

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stevenmx86 7

How pathetic... You got that excited that you weren't able to control yourself over $50?

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kayvan 8

That's not legal. You should complain to whatever entity licenses them.

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lakeybalboa 0

exactly what i was thinking. they have to give him his money unless it says somewhere that they wont if you swear, and im guessing it doesnt.

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omgstoparguing 10

Where did you get your law degree? The time and money you would spend (on someone who does have a law degree) would much outweigh the cost of $50... not to mention, with no legal merit, you would lose the case.

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phatdaddy62 23

Personally, I got my law degree at the University of Oregon. I dunno about that other guy.

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