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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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AScic1 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:53

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

tpike1296 11

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:58

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

Comments

sxe_beast 11

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:42

That'll teach ya not to use expletives miss dirty mouth!

amadan 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:16

What the hell...if you're over 18 and so were the others then it's a little crazy but not worthy of being kicked out! Or maybe I think it's ok cos I'm Irish

kitkat0723 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:02

hahahahahahahahaha that sucks!!!!!!

kdog773 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:06

^winng

Mish44 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:27

lol you're funny!

RavenLovesGir 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:08

Don't we have the freedom of speech...?

XxGuard 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:17

yeah there is freedom of speech, but there's a time and a place for that. People take advantage of freedom of speech, that's how laws and rules end up being created, one bad apple ruins it for the rest. There would be more freedom of speech if people had self-control. There obviously was a bad apple at the bingo one day and well, it made everyone lose the privilege of swearing there. There is no excuse for "accidentally" swearing, that can be controlled.