Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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tintiddle 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

"Today, a teacher convinced me to play baseball. He then started to hit me in the crotch and head with the ball. Now I can't pee without it hurting. FML"

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 0:32

You got both his heads!

Comments

blastvortex 3

Monday 9 November 2009 0:11

Ouch. That sucks. Have fun getting canned. You should've been more careful. =/

tintiddle 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

"Today, a teacher convinced me to play baseball. He then started to hit me in the crotch and head with the ball. Now I can't pee without it hurting. FML"

safaeita 32

Thursday 16 January 2014 22:48

Oh my god that made me feel sorrier for the kid hhh

ClumsyJason 3

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

This better not be a public school, cuz I don't fully believe in this story since this happened today at recess. Today is Sunday.. and I don't know anyone who goes to school on Sunday. Secondly, I think you did it on purpose unless you have really bad throwing skills...

Vacant 7

Monday 9 November 2009 1:23

Every FML is forced to start with 'Today', could of happened awhile ago or even earlier this week.

ddlovatolover 23

Thursday 19 September 2013 4:35

And even if it was 'today' when he submitted it, it will still be left for a few days for people to moderate it and then get posted.

pickwick716 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:22

I hate it when I throw my balls at little kids, they just make the biggest fuss.

lissn 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:23

I hope you know how dirty this FML sounds.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 0:32

You got both his heads!

hotchilly 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:59

Oh, jeez, that was hilarious

zmaro 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:07

OMFG LOL 22 UR MY NEW BFF FOR SAYING THAT

Jem0_0 0

Monday 9 November 2009 1:34

Wow if you hit him in the head and then in the crotch, you obviously must have thrown it accurately, right to him. The problem here seems to be that the student just can't catch lolol