Kids: Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm,...

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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You deserved it 11 651

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 523

You deserved it 11 262

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 635

You deserved it 8 142

By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 675

You deserved it 5 732

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 967

You deserved it 18 122

By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 473

You deserved it 13 062

You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 698

You deserved it 8 588

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 761

You deserved it 727

Supportive

By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 266

You deserved it 730

It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 217

Zoa_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:07

Your little cousin said '****'?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:08

Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.

Comments

ArtGirl87 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:34

Further proof that kids are hellspawn.

hpodity 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:38

Waaa sauce at #22 Whingeing about being fat happens like every day on this site, it's not an fml cos its their own fault for eating too many pies. I'm outraged that the majority of the world lives in poverty and these douchebags are complaining, actually complaining that they're so fat from eating so much food.

chunkofchange 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:44

i agree with #24. its annoying as hell

effevery1slife 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:00

ur kid cousin said ****? kinda hard to believe...

Jaywin 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:03

#24 for the motherfuckin' win!

jacklol 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:09

lol@24 PLZ DO NOT EAT THINK ABOUT THE AFRICANS

Kiebland 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:29

#24 Then why are you on the internet? Poor people don't have the internet. WAIT! Why are you alive? PEOPLE HAVE DIED ALL THE TIME!

yuggi1 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:53

Internet is not as beneficial as a bowl of cereal. Dying won't help others at all, but you know what does? Giving some of your food to homeless people instead of munching it all down your throat like a rotting pig. lol

hpodity 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:39

@ #29 I'm on the internet taking a break from studying physics at McGill so that I can become a teacher and help break the cycle of poverty.

yuggi1 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 8:06

Teaching won't help, bud. It's the economy- haven't you read the newspapers? The jobless rate is increasing, thus, poverty is increasing as well. And that's just America! I doubt you would go from country to country teaching kids who only speak waka-waka (erm... for lack of better imagination).