Kids: Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm,...

By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 342

You deserved it 11 651

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 523

You deserved it 11 262

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 635

You deserved it 8 142

By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 675

You deserved it 5 732

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 967

You deserved it 18 122

By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 473

You deserved it 13 062

You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 698

You deserved it 8 588

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 761

You deserved it 727

Supportive

By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 266

You deserved it 730

It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 217

Zoa_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:07

Your little cousin said '****'?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:08

Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.

Comments

JavaAnyone 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

since when do little kids say "****"?

iiteddy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:33

#44 says it all

helen__fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:41

owned. all i can say

hinice 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:10

#24 learn how to spell whining if you're going to be a teacher. & stop calling people fat. Kids see things differently than we do. YOU eat too.

iamphlybry 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:21

cousin's got a point, fatty.

FuzzMonkey09 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:55

You should have told her to ask her mom.

hpodity 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:09

lol, #47 expand your vocabulary, to whinge means to complain in a persistent and annoying manner, the word whine is derived from it.

jess22_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:21

hahahaha #5

jess22_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:23

#24 is an idiot...

Jenh42391 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:38

agreed with #52 and lol at #35! haha =] Kids can be rude, don't take it personally

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