By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 342
You deserved it 11 651

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.

Comments

Why are kids saying "****"? That's coarse and pretty rude!

well 61, you've sussed me, I was planning on teaching children special relativity but I guess that's a bad idea after all... Everyone needs a good grounding in science, maths and english, but **** me if I'm going to major in english or psychology or education.. Physics happens to be one of the most employable degrees nowadays and it's certainly the subject I'm most interested in, of course I'm not going to be teaching kids about string-theory or quantum mechanics, but a physics degree will provide me with an excellent grounding in science and math which I can then impart to children in developing nations. I'm not saying my degree is going to solve world hunger but it's going to help foster a generation which understands enough of the tenets of mathematics, science and English to give them a better start in their adult life so that they will be in a more stable position when they themselves become parents. Doesn't anyone find it ridiculous that people are starving in other countries and we live in a society where 2/3 of the population has actual health conditions from eating too much!? Diabetes and heart problems do not usually affect such a large proportion of the population, the only reason they do is because people are so greedy that they don't care if they hurt themselves or others just so long as they get that last slice of cake. And the worst part is the complaining, the whining and whingeing: "Oh it's so hard" "Oh I hate my body" "It's glandular" Bullshit, it's not hard to stay in shape, you're just too lazy to care about yourself, and glandular disorders which result in obesity account for a minuscule portion of the fat population. If these people are looking for sympathy they can go somewhere else, like I said, there's no reason for anyone to respect someone that doesn't respect themself.

anita_applebum 0

how old is ur kid cousin? ...**** is not a word for a young kid to say...

HahahaThatsFunny 0

I don't really believe a kid would say that .. But if she did GO HER !! LMAO !!

if thats what you look like, why are you "feeling pretty good about yourself"?

Vivelle 0

Lols! Haha! Kids say **** O_O? D= I'd expect boobies o.o or boobcakes ! XD lol. Erm! You shoulda given him a smack on the back of his head and said "Bad kiddo!" XD :O I'd say "Don't make you shove you btw em!" Jk xD

angelslayer 0

what a **** and flat chested woman you must be. i feel sorry for the kid for having to stare at your fat ass. "Today, my cousin was wearing a bikini and looked like a fat ****. I had to hang with her all day." FML!!!!

your cousin wasnt probaly serious and if she was serious dont listen to her if you feel good about your self thats all that matters.

obviousxo 0

lmao #7 wtf? thank you for your monologue. #65

24 is lame, 50 is even lamer for not realizing that whinge is actually a word.