By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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bnutts 4

Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

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kcTheGreat 2

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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picturescrazy 24

That's dumb if anyone points it out. Everyone's dominant arm is more stronger than their other arm. Playing sports or instruments will make them look super uneven too. You'd easily be able to make up an excuse at least (:

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RathTheFallen 0

At least if u keep it up u can be a charger from L4D2 for Halloween! XD

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lilsrox 0

Wow um awkward, u should buy a ticket to russia

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Ky8 12

That's retarded. You're just trying to get attention. Not funny.

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MEM0817 18

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say if you accomplished something of that sorts to have one arm noticeably bigger then the other, there's a reason you've had to go that route instead of having a girlfriend... So don't worry about people noticing it since you've been ignored this long.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I would so love to slap some sense into you. 9.9

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