Miscellaneous: Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The...

By jane - 09/10/2009 14:04 - Australia

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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By vixenscars - 19/01/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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Flop

By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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oopsiess 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:22

Was this some crap documentary for youtube?

radooh 0

Friday 9 October 2009 20:47

link to the video?

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andsr002 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

i'm sick of these ******** australians who post FML's and try to americanise everything. 'Principal' becomes 'dean', 'shop' becomes 'department store', 'biscuit' becomes 'cookie'. ****** wankers. Nobody says that shit here. I say if the yanks don't get it - **** them,

timtam24 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:54

see #56

NightStar 0

Monday 12 October 2009 6:10

To be fair, we do say "shop" and "principal" in the US. And a principal is not the same as a dean btw. Just wanted to point that out.

Sasha_Cama 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:08

Liiink! :))

_nada_ 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:29

LINK PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_nada_ 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:31

LINK!!! pleasee

katrina5 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:50

haha general knowledge fail #61, try not to make the rest of us australians look retarded

kittyk8 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:54

I would love to watch said video. Post a link!

lakeview 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:47

haha thats great i wish i was there i find peop;e being hur amusing

lovergirl7 1

Monday 15 March 2010 3:37

this made me LMAO!!

Mpower121 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:49

if you fell on my Beamer I would break every bone in your body

TallMist 32

Wednesday 22 July 2015 3:04

Really? I'd make sure they were OK then ask them to cover the damages, if any, if they weren't injured. If they were injured, I'd wait until they were feeling better. I'd also be sure to ask politely, because this was clearly not on purpose. But, hey, if you want to care about a car more than a person's well-being, that's up to you to decide.