Love: Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm...

By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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InsidiousChild 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

hit it

cowjudgesyou 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

Comments

CountOrlandu 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 23:48

man up and give to her good ;)

colormeimpressed 0

Monday 11 July 2011 2:26

no. walk away.

PenguinMafia42 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:52

Him being a black-belt should have no bearing on the situation. Hes your best friend your douche.

togepii 0

Monday 25 July 2011 4:59

karate? what a joke!

jeremsan_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:25

be a man and decline its not that hard

WhiteIce 1

Monday 1 August 2011 4:33

Just sayin but if its jessica alba what are you waiting for!

o8poa8o 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:38

Karate's gay, and your obviously not his best mate if that's a proposition for you...

10lolo 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 11:49

Take the offer and fly to america.

icametodance 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:05

So if he wasn't a black belt you'd bang your friends girl? What if she dint confess thongs when drunk? You wouldn't tell him his gf is a cheater and put him at risk of catching something? You're a douche.