By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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cowjudgesyou 0

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

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mesoony 1

Just go look for someone else man , If she's welling to cheat on her BF with his best friend then its a lost cause , she's a HO!!

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tsume24 3

I agree with you, 16

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SayPeanuts 29

Nah, it's not worth it, no matter how pretty she is, you'd be ruining a friendship as well as getting the shit kicked outta you.

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Virginia6810 16

he needs to tell his friend. the guy needs to know what kind of gf he has. if OP is honest upfront with her propositioning him then they're friendship may be stronger now. he should be more important than some really pretty girl who seems easy.

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a_nutritionist 10

on the plus side, after this he may not mind if the guy sleeps with her. its win all round...or something

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notsofriendly 17

that really sucks. this is a legit FML.

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grdianknight 0

guess you're about to find out just how much of a best friend you are

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Ugi 26

Sleep with her and then leave the country. Seems like the only option!

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cfrost11 0

a black belt in karate is about the same as me just wearing a belt. it doesn't mean anything. he probably can't use half the shit he learned in a real situation. do it, then kick his ass and take his belt. that's how winners do it.

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m0hami01 2

Thank you. I was just about to say that. But I guess you have to decide what's more important to you; her or your "best mate" whatever that is.

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2ndSucks 15

Im thinking the best mate would be more important.. What's the saying, bro's before ho's? Besides if he's a virgin, he may not want to lose it to some easy chick. Though I do agree that the black belt means nothing. You get whatever you pay for nowadays.

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brometheius 3

bros before hoes but chicks before dicks.

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iChel413 6

Definitely not worth it!

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TwoFootedMan 0

I hope this doesn't turn into YouTube where people start asking for thumbs up.

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a_nutritionist 10

thumbs up if google chrome brought you here...

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imosim 0

they only reason people ask on YouTube is because the more thumbs up you have the more visible your comment is but ether way I agree it anoying I still don't think it will happen here though **** periods :)

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iislix1ii 19

which is why we have thumbs down ftw :]

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beatleschick1940 9

Did anyone else notice that all he said was she was pretty? If OP doesn't have any feelings for her, then it's definitely a no. Meaningless sex isn't worth losing a friendship.

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bharted85 7

Even if they did do it and it was good, they'll never do it again once she confesses drunk. So meaningless or good sex isn't worth losing a friendship. lol

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