Love: Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm...

By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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InsidiousChild 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

hit it

cowjudgesyou 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

Comments

gagaman_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:49

how are you a virgin at 24? not even Shrek is a virgin!!!

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Friday 8 July 2011 14:23

because Shrek is a sexy beast! duh!

xGolBLiiN 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:55

this FML made me laugh and im sorry OP hit her then say she has a problem and send her the rehab

Tektite 14

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:04

Tell your friend what kind of girl his girlfriend is like. The weird thing is.. if you did have sex with her and she confessed.. I wonder how that'd go? "Baby, I came onto "so and so" and we had sex. go kick his non- black belt ass!" it's kinda a funny thought but.. tell your friend she's a ho :)

tayyters 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:05

you should tell your friend bout what she is saying and give him a heads up about his girl he needs to know even though he wont want to hear it

slipperykricket 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:07

ydi for even considering banging your best mate's girl you stupid wanker. hopefully your shit shrivels up and you remain a virgin for life. a good friend would would tell him "your girl's a ****"