Love: Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm...

By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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InsidiousChild 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

hit it

cowjudgesyou 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

Comments

kuruno 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:04

do it dude he'll understand

KRS_13 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:11

your hair is REALLY pretty! (not meant in a lez way just a compliment)

brometheius 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:20

There may be the saying bros before hoes,but then again.. you're 24 and a virgin...chicks before dicks.

brandybaby1204 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:28

u dont screw ur best friends gf. even if u r a virgin. find someone else dummy

ndclover 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:29

You don't want your friend's sloppy seconds do you?

newjerseyguy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:46

what he doesn't know won't hurt him, besides if he is with a **** like that he deserves it.

ryantb12345678 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:00

if shes really your "best mate's" girlfriend then it shouldnt even matter how pretty she is or how good of a fighter he is. your a really crappy friend for even considering it and i hope he kicks your ass anyways

OneEyedZombie 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:54

iT'S A TRAP

Ins0mau 20

Friday 8 July 2011 4:11

Um. He didn't say that he actually did it...

gardenwhipped 5

Friday 8 July 2011 4:32

tell the friend what happened. And if he is an asshole about it, stop being friends with him too. No point in going to jail or the hospital over a crazy chick.