By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Well bravo to your dad's bride for reinforcing the "evil step parent" stereotype. If she brings her two ugly daughters to the house, I suggest legally emancipating yourself. Princes are hard to come by, these days.

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moondoglou420 17

Look her straight in the eyes and say; "You weren't supposed to hear that for another 6 months."

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Kukironosuke 16

did you tell your dad? can we get an update OP

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jcash52426 5

And I would have responded listen bitch you may be married to my dad but that doesn't make you my mom or my boss. If my said want to say something about the way I'm acting that's fine he's my parent other wise but out lady.

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LennyComa 39

You should say "The last one said that too" smile and walk away whistling some upbeat jaunty tune

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katietoasty 3

Bring up the conversation with your dadfs new wife ask her why she thinks you are an entitled brat have your phone with you... record everything. record the whole thing. place your phone in the room you speak in discreetly. test out the angle to make sure the camera can capture everything including the sound test this by first taking a video of yourself talking near the phone. ask her to come into the room and have the conversation. then send it to your dad. :D

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Twisted_Angel 17

lol!! little does she know, the kids are almost always the favorite.

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blupenguin29 14

It would be a shame if... she were to cheat on him...

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AKchic 7

"When Dad tells me that, I will act accordingly. Sorry you're so insecure in your place as the NEW wife."

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r1has 28

So basically she said your daddy is her daddy now?

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ham_spam 17

Punch her and be like no bitch this is my house

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Tillie Jenkins 5

I'd look at her and say "Listen up, bitch. You dont seem to understand something. I'm the kid. I was here before you, and I'll be here when my dad find's out just the kind of person you are. So whether you like it or not, I AM the favorite and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."

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