Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 15:58 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Arrested - 25/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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You deserved it 5 542

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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Top comments

bredahl 26

Monday 21 July 2014 21:34

Make your brother pay for the ticket.

JustForRetorts 13

Monday 21 July 2014 21:34

What the hell was going through his mind to make such a dumbass remark??

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 21 July 2014 22:30

Was he dropped on his head or does he have turrets?

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:57

Thanks

marieeecc 9

Monday 21 July 2014 22:32

Your brother must not like you lol

rockman808 9

Monday 21 July 2014 22:32

Dumb ass brother. I would of kick his ass to the curb. Never insult the law!

CurlyQute 17

Monday 21 July 2014 22:35

So your brother's reaction to the cop being nice was to be an asshole to him... Your brother is asshole

TanzWolf 26

Monday 21 July 2014 23:00

Make him walk home!

CFB_FRS 27

Monday 21 July 2014 23:08

How can someone vote YDI? It's not OPs fault their brother is a moron...

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 21 July 2014 23:59

Because OP shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.

CFB_FRS 27

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:34

Ah, yes.. Sorry I didn't read the full FML at first..

Lawfire 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 4:03

That's the first sentence of the FML

bunny409 14

Monday 21 July 2014 23:20

screw cops and the courts....i got just one speeding ticket and i have to take a drivers improvent class and take 200 bucks out of my vacation money. Life sucks. FOL

GoodOptions 12

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:44

You sound like a basic model human.

xoteeshaox 22

Monday 21 July 2014 23:23

I hit YDI, because you shouldn't have been speeding in the first place.

xoteeshaox 22

Monday 21 July 2014 23:28

That does not mean to say that the brother did was ok. He's an asshole.

penguin_bitchez 15

Monday 21 July 2014 23:37

your brother is a ******* idiot

slyde32 12

Monday 21 July 2014 23:40

why are so many people saying op deserves it? for the cop to let him off suggests that op was only going a little bit over the speed limit, and who here can say they haven't sped a little with out noticing?

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