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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Panic mode activated

By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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maddybee111 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:44

smart.

stkeepsitreal 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:46

haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!

Comments

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 17:21

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol thats not good, gurl! what did the officer dude do?

capnpaco 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 18:18

Never had a fake ID. Don't see anything wrong with having one. The drinking age back in good ol' yousa is comically high, so that's the kind of thing that will happen.

capnpaco 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 18:21

Oh, but don't speed. You'll get there. Seriously. Relax.

Carribu 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 18:28

YDI for having a fake ID.

boomstar 11

Thursday 7 May 2009 19:54

Ha ha, YDI

ohshitcock 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:08

LOL SUCKS FOR YOU!

iBou_fml 4

Thursday 7 May 2009 21:12

awwww, having fake id is important sometimes ;P

Melodyfire 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:20

i dont understand why people cant wait to buy alcohol til theyre 21. its not a hard wait. so u cant buy drinks in a bar... who cares? wait a few more years and u can! lol

brittbrittT 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:23

# 97, your a prick.

PierreChaqueJour 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:36

Here's a plan: don't drink underage! I don't and I don't feel like I'm "missing" out, and please don't tell me that I am. PS #98, YOU'RE a prick. Note the use of the correct form of "your" in comparison to #98's.