Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see"...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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You deserved it 4 558

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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You deserved it 4 860

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 599

By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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You deserved it 7 694

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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Concerning

By Baby driver - 19/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Fulton

Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML

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You deserved it 474

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:03

Obviously you're a ninja and your camouflage works PERFECTLY. Hey, wait...where did you go?

pinkdisco 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:02

...hoping you didn't get a ticket...?

Comments

AdamsHadEm 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:45

haha

kastubbl 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:45

Damn that's ****** up!

IntoTheClouds 42

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:50

He probably put on his lights to see if anybody was inside. If the car pulled over, someone was inside and he could explain the situation. If the car didn't pull over, he would have assumed it was a runaway and possibly called for backup.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:52

It looked like no one was driving, not that no one was. Obvious someone was! The cop wanted to check out who that person was. It could have been a young child, too short to be seen at the wheel or a thug dunking under the seat to pull out his gun. Lol

OceanBlueSea 12

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:54

That cops an ass

IntoTheClouds 42

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:01

Again, what does copping an ass have to do with a guy getting pulled over?

OceanBlueSea 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:30

I honestly have no idea how this posted a second time..and I meant that the cop IS an ass!

AwsumShyGuy 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 23:19

It's an honest mistake, the cop isn't trying to be a dick.

starza21 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:00

You should have smiled.

obviousboy 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:03

Hahahahahaa! That makes a good story at least.

Missusluv313 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 18:17

Fellow Black people: LEAVE IT ALONE!!! We know what time it is. Nobody is gonna admit that shit was racist, because the cop was DOING HIS JOB! It's not the first or the last time. It is what it is.