Animals: Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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xiamcanadianx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

I've done that before (minus the broken teeth). And anybody who is ignorant enough to think that electric fences are cruel, think again. They prevent the horses from ploughing through the wooden fence which often causes serious and sometimes fatal damage. The electric fence is only a small shock (like a static shock) and they rarely touch it. It protects them from serious injury. Accidents happen people, chill out.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

That's a pretty major FYL. Electrocuted and kicked in the teeth by a horse. And probably muddied. Ouch =(

Comments

kellycormi 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:21

hahahah, i love how when i first read this i thought it was a dirty joke.

popnfresh4 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:30

ab definition=low body fat nothing else

tampon_girls 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:37

YOU SPELLED HASTY WRONG, RETARD!

Joeboy777 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:55

Wow.... Really??????

iFruit 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:04

That's what you get for spelling hasty wrong!

sbarre1 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:21

I did something very similar the other day and zapped one of the colts at my barn on the nose. I think he thought I was a witch. Poor thing. Lol

ohgoodness4 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:26

aw. thats sucks..but i have two fake teeth that i have to take out when i eat. youre teeth will be fixed and look fine

9k5 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:17

Haisty?

great_lawl 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:19

HASTY NOT HAISTY, retard

DinosAndAliens22 18

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:49

Jesus Christ. Can we try using spell check next time?

9k5 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:14

Eh isn't a different word. o-o

busted_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:24

hahahahhaha i love that ignorance is so aparent here. it was mispelled, its not like canadians have an entire different vocabulary. and the majority of people i know (and yes, i am from canada) i've never even heard use the word eh? people say all the time how stereotypes are retarted, well way to go, you've stereotyped everyone in canada. i could say that everyone in america carries a gun, or people in alaska live in igloos with polar bears. maybe... in australia.... kids get to ride kangaroos! :O dont be an idiot

alewiina 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:49

"eh" isn't a different word, numb nuts. Have you never heard the British or Aussies say 'eh'? Britains actually say it a lot more than Canadians. I really ******* hate that stereotype. No one I know ever says it, and the stereotype makes us sound like idiots.