Miscellaneous: Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By adrenochrome - 09/02/2009 09:21 - Lithuania

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By coloneltushfinger - 12/06/2019 16:00

Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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de_cobrae 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:57

what color is your hair?

katiemarie23 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:58

Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.

Comments

notquite69 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:31

You're an idiot. 1. Newspaper will not prevent a spill. 2. Discovering the stuck newspaper later means you spilled it and left it. 3. Of course nail polish remover will remove the finish on furniture (it doesn't bleach it). I don't understand how people can be so stupid.

KaPeSh87 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:36

I guess I just don't understand how you could be THAT messy while painting your nails. I'm terrible at it, but at most I get only a few tiny speckles on the surface I use.

lonely_heart_89 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 14:16

I've done that!

xrudeboyrock 29

Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:26

I have to say ydi, because how freaking sloppy are you that you got enough polish on the paper to make it stick to the table? You clearly should not be around nail polish or sharp things.

nitaaxboo 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:30

lol I don't think she knew how to polish her nails

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:04

maybe you should ask for help the next time you do that cause how the hell would nail polish removel get it off

MusicXisXii 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:30

wow. you have TERRIBLE aim.

Michele2luv 8

Tuesday 19 April 2011 21:12

that's wat she said . . :)

sailorzoe 14

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:33

Retard.

dragonxalli 5

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:37

well duh. nail polish remover has acitone on it. acid durrr

MusicXisXii 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:21

its still stupid.

lovingmylife84 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 17:03

did you ever notice that acetone is a strong chemical that eats through the stuff you paint on your nails? ... oh, but I'm shocked it would also eat through the finish/ paint on your table, that doesn't make sense!