By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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katiemarie23 0

Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.

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nailpolish_freak 0

Omg im such an idiot, I missed out a word in my 'FML' so it doesnt make sense. Here's what it was meant to say: Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered that some nail polish remover had spilled and made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed some MORE nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML (yeah stupid thing to do I know! BTW im a brunette NOT a blond)

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nailpolish_freak 0

Im a brunette not a blond, if you look down the page you will see my edited version, I just made a tiny error!

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loveofyourlife11 0

ydi for being so messy with the polish that you have to lay newspaper down to begin with. also for being a dumb ass who thinks nail polish remover wouldn't take the finish off of the table. next time paint your nails on something that it doesn't matter if polish gets on. that way you won't have lay down newspaper.

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trese666 0

yes acetone is very strong. dummy

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nailpolish_freak 0

seriously- im not blonde -.- why would i waste my time making up such a stupid situation?!

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koolbop56 0

your life is f'ed because there's a spot on your table that's bleached. yup.

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Sgrocks 5

same thing happened to me wen I spilled my nail polish on my alarm clock screen

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babyjm 0

wow who doesnt know that it would bleach the table?? smh -_-

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allIcansayisseri 0

I really hope you're like 4 years old. First off who is that messy with fingernail polish in the first place. I understand a drop or two but you make it sound like you got it all over the place. Secondly, lay off huffing the polish fumes, if fingernail polish remover will remove fingernail polish wth do you think it will do to the varnish/paint on your table?

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