Miscellaneous: Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By adrenochrome - 09/02/2009 09:21 - Lithuania

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By coloneltushfinger - 12/06/2019 16:00

Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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de_cobrae 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:57

what color is your hair?

katiemarie23 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:58

Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.

Comments

lilmisslovely13 15

Wednesday 20 April 2011 1:12

so buy a new table?

TheColorOfAir 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 1:12

haha

JenL_fml 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:06

Must have spilled a lot of nail polish there, huh? Messy painter... It's okay. Just re-varnish it.

Lynzwood 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:09

34 please put some ******* clothes on! that's just nasty

applejane 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:10

dummy, i've done this! you loosen the paper from the table with water, not nail polish remover!

xcowboys 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:59

why would you put nail polish remover on a place where you eat? -.-

mygodmary 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:53

I think that's why they make non-acetone nail polish remover:)

SarahCrazy_fml 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:13

it doesn't bleach the table retard. it removes the stain and finish.

Riemurasia 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:10

Damn girl, how much did you spill?! It's not that hard to only paint your nails. I never spilt a drop, so I can't really understand how you could fail at this. Unless you went into shock or have Parkinson's, you don't really have the right to complain.