Miscellaneous: Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of... - FML

By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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maxson_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:11

She's kind of a bitch :/

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:31

She shouldn't be teaching if she isn't going to be more constructive with her criticisms. =/

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NellyFC35 19

Monday 14 November 2016 15:00

She's jealous

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