Animals: Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard....

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 636

You deserved it 8 870

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 078

You deserved it 6 962

By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 922

You deserved it 13 578

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 647

You deserved it 4 454

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 162

You deserved it 31 439

By cycler - 13/06/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 963

You deserved it 12 633

Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 420

You deserved it 1 788

By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 516

You deserved it 3 876

Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 618

You deserved it 12 685

By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 242

You deserved it 5 507

By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 537

You deserved it 947

howslife123 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

F the lizards life!!

Tyler12108 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

poor lizard :'(

Comments

pooyoyo 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:28

Today I was taking a walk when suddenly a stupid bikist ran over me. I can't grow those parts back. FML

smurfsarwales 9

Monday 18 July 2011 1:06

how could it post a fml if it's dead? -_- unless it's a kinda wizard lizard?

pooyoyo 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:08

It's a joke take it easily.

chili10 18

Monday 18 July 2011 5:31

a bikist? sounds like somebody who has sex with bikes

corbendo 3

Monday 18 July 2011 8:19

or someone who is racist against bikes

CommonSenseKarma 17

Monday 18 July 2011 9:15

Or a human with an interspecies relationship with a bike. The possibilities are endless.

courtneykinz97 5

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

nice.

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Monday 18 July 2011 0:29

no!!!! johnnyyy!

Madelinexo 6

Monday 18 July 2011 0:30

Aww, poor lizard, I'd probably cry!

Death_From_Above 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:41

it's a lizard... u would seriously cry over a dang lizard? that's bout the dumbest thing I ever heard!!

yourshootingstar 4

Monday 18 July 2011 0:49

why Is that dumb to have compassion for another living thing?

Iamnotmyself 17

Monday 18 July 2011 0:57

-33 Fairies exist. There your on a roll of dumb things heard! -.-

Death_From_Above 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:01

60- wrong FML ur commenting on. so ur on a roll of wrong comments, but hey keep yalls head up an keep up with them nice little faces in ur comments. maybe one day, ull get somewhere