Health: Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

Comments

peacelovecoffee 20

Friday 19 April 2013 4:54

As soon as I saw "wanting to impress.." I hit YDI.

Drew167 8

Friday 19 April 2013 5:03

That's what you get for trying to show off

love2killu 21

Friday 19 April 2013 5:21

Says u showing ur abs=showing off

Shrike 23

Friday 19 April 2013 6:02

The best part is that it's not even him in the picture, just reverse image search it.

bazingabitches 17

Friday 19 April 2013 5:08

Just think of that poor pole, just minding its own business, when some balls come and hit it right on.

keverdeen 14

Friday 19 April 2013 5:13

Probably instagramed it.

TheIchiban 11

Friday 19 April 2013 5:37

Situations like these make me grateful for not having balls.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 19 April 2013 8:15

I was riding a bicycle a few years ago when I hit a rock that I hadn't seen. It's caused me to fly off of the seat and slam down into the metal bar between the seat and the front tire and handle bars. It caused an awful tear, about an inch and a half long, and maybe 3mm wide, to the inner and most sensitive part of my labia. And I had a massive bruise that pretty much covered my entire pubic area for almost 3 weeks. And let me tell you, that hurt like a son of a bitch! But that was an abnormality. In general I would have to agree with your statement.