Transportation: Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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MagneticGuitar 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:07

:O Oh my, he should have told you earlier . Last! >_>

popoman 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:10

I would have socked him in the face because he didn't tell me earlier. Actually, in real life, I wouldn't do that. I would just mention it to him angrily. But because I'm on the internet, I can pretend to be a big, tough guy who would kick someone's ass for stepping on my sneakers.

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SB_0829 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:12

Dye your hair, if it isnt already. When I was younger, I had to live with 11 different ppl. I would get it all the time and my step mother said it was because I was dirty. Lice cannot live in dirty, permed, or dyed hair. Thats why no one besides me would get it, all the other girls in the house were older and colored their hair regularly.

mirage_bks 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:14

That's just terrible! I usually come here for entertainment purposes, but this is an actual FML! I don't know what I would've done (probably cry) if I were you. Sorry. Totally sucks!

dontworrybehappi 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:52

My oldest daughter brought home lice constantly for years. The way I finally got rid of it was to put hair grease in it and leave it overnight. I put a shower cap on her head to protect everything around her. Then wash it in the morning and use the nit comb. It would be much easier to get rid of the adults than to try and get rid of the nits. ugg, now my head itches. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

beachgirl199661 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:58

everybody!!! the man did tell her! it's better than nothing!!!

bally22 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:07

hhhaaa!!! ****. tu. Vida!!!

musicislife1995_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:24

the homeless person can afford the train?

danthemanfosho 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:40

how can the guy see lice you need a magnifying glass to see them usually

boatkicker 4

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:56

Lice are about the size of half a grain of rice. nits (lice eggs) are the tiny hard-to-see things.

cinnaluna 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 8:59

Holy crap that's so freaking disturbing 0.o

xmagicgirlxx 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:05

yes you can flick lice. P. Humanas Capilus is the human louse that lives on the head and if put from head to head it will still lay eggs and cause harm. im in the parasitology field.