By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

That was me. Name's Raphael. SUP.

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SexyQueen0905 24

Hey, those turtles scared the hell out of me... when I was 3! LOL, joking but that's hilarious. Next time, have some pizza ready for the bargain.

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GamerMatt97 0

if i were u unless he had a gun I would have chased and beat up his ass

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zzwan 4

That's so cool. Should of asked him where he got that nice outfit. lol.

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TheNewGuy03 28

this is what happens when you live in a sewer for most of your existence. i mean, it must have been like a splinter in the side; like putting an important document in a shredder. at least they didn't leave half a shell in you and leave your eyes glazed over like turtle wax. |the kid|

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bringmepieskm 0

turtle power ************!

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ryantb12345678 0

im sorry i laughed at this, but it was too funny

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hachooooo 0

dude that's freaking awesome I would've let him beat me up too

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