Intimacy: Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting... - FML

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

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Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

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Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By whoops - 02/09/2016 14:49 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

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Today, I accidentally sent my boss an explicit text message. She replied saying, "Very detailed, if only you put that much effort into your work". FML

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By dudster25 - 10/04/2016 04:20 - United States - Hanford

Spicy

Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

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You deserved it 40 085

By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

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Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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You deserved it 1 055

Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:56

Did you get a raise?

itsjustemcee 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:56

It really sucks that you got such a big response from your boss, but maybe you should have checked the name before sending such revealing photos.

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cheezyc 7

Saturday 28 November 2015 5:03

Sounds like a raise is due

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