By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico
Same thing different taste
Don't worry dad
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Don't be a dingdong
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Ackward!
I think number 1 is trying to say that the OP may have gotten it from that joke?
yeah that would of been pretty awkward, but hey at least he didn't kill ya.
At Costco, you can buy ingredients to make all types of dinner. You people do realize this right?
Thank you! Some people are really stupid. Costco is just like any other grocery store except its all in bulk.
This isn't an FYL until the dad says "Well, at least my daughter has.... aw, **** it. *punches OP in the face*"
I think it's more of a FHL (your girlfriend's) since she has a boyfriend that shops at ******* Costco for a romantic evening. I don't know what's worse, the fact that you bought her half wilted mutant flowers there, or that you bought your ******* "food" there. Christ.
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A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.