By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
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anniebananie 3

A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

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anniebananie 3

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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trooper14 0

how is this an FML moment. If it were my daughter i probably would have killed him right ther in line...just saying. and #71 FYP... **** you puto. theres nothing wrong with costco

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midwestjerk 0

Other than the fact that they sell low-level shit that they try to pass off as food, no, nothing wrong with it at all.

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sparxva 12

The dad is awesome. You're a twit. You should be loving life. Might need to man up first though.

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queenelizabeth5 0

This was an old joke. I highly doubt this actually happened.

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jazz2dasmith 0

first of all there is some good food from costco second if that was my dad then forget the baseball bat he would have speared you with those crate movers third Fail on number 56 just flat out fail

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cactus_fml 0

Why does it matter where you by the stuff? It's not like she's going to know the difference. She's gonna go, "oooo, how sweet, you got me flowers. Teehee! Aw, you made dinner." Not, "DID YOU BUY THIS AT COSTCO? I WANTED IT FROM PIGGLY WIGGLY RAWRRRRR!" It's not like they were going to Costco together to have romantic sex in the isle.

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midwestjerk 0

I think it's more that Costco only stocks third-rate shit.

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misstaylatot 0

um, this only would have been a fml if he had kicked your ass. he sounds pretty cool to me.

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bibbleboy 0

first, now he knows ur responsible 4 his daughter, and second, if he sees u buyin condoms hes gonna let u **** his daughter

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