By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 972
You deserved it 9 636

Same thing different taste

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A 17 year old guy walks into a pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist (bragging) "Yeah, my girlfriend is starting to get really hot for some good lovin. I think it's time that I buy some condoms so that I can give it to her good. Tonight we are going to have dinner at her parents house and then going out to inspiration point". The pharmacist recomends a brand of condoms. The guy buys them and leaves. Later that night at the parents house the family and the guy sit down to dinner. The guy asks to say grace. The family obliges. He starts "Dear god, Please protect us and forgive us for our sins," as he continues his speech gets more and more religious. He begs for forgiveness, he asks for world peace, he wishes that everyone could be all knowing. As he continues the family (and his girlfriend) sit in amazement. Finally he finishes, 'God bless us every one." "Wow" his girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were so relgious." "Yeah well, I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".

Ummm.. FAIL on all of your parts. Have none of you ever heard that joke? I was pointing out that this story is seriously similar to that one joke about the pharmacist that everyone's heard, except I didn't realize all of you would be too retarded to notice the similarity.

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Ouch! How many condoms come in that super pack? XD

he complimented you. how is this a fml?

Stevieebabyy 0

Atleast you have a clean reputation...

wanagetjagked 0

Sort of embarrassing for her dad to know and yell it out in front of everyone at costco.

So? Her father appreciates that you're responsible. Congratulations!

ugk4life 0

I won't ever have to worry about this happening to me, since my girl's 'rents live in another state. That's pretty funny what her dad said though.

Well he was being nice I think??? Haha

boy I hope you are joking about the costco thing. otherwise you are the cheapest date ever! ydi. I can't tell you how much ydi!

jonny_x 0

thats not an fml.proves her dad approves