Money: Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing,...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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By MBC - 22/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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palmtrees 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:03

that's just... stupid. plain and simple. why on earth would you buy things you didn't even really want just to try to "show" a saleswoman? what does it matter really?

teehee520 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:02

YDI

Comments

farmgirl 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:18

#40 - I think #19/26 is joking (gladiator fights ... seriously?), get over yourself and your righteous ways

Dhamy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:20

Okay, you didn't need to try and buy -everything-, you could have bought one thing. But,also, the lady was rude.

ProfMike789 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:22

You fel for one of the OLDEST tricks in the book. Works with women and clothes, works with guys and power tools.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:23

How is that going to 'show her'? It seems like type of store where people get commission. If people are rude, ask if they get commission. If they say 'yes', then tell the rude person, "Then I'll make sure to buy something when you aren't here because I want to make sure you don't get a dime of it." was she rude? Totally. It was un-called for on her part, she's there to help you whether you buy anything or not. And besides, it's not unusual for me to windowshop/ask tons of questions/try on/ask for a demo or sample of something and then not buy a thing that day until payday. Then, all I have to do is walk in, get it, and not worry about it.

JudgeWapner 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:29

MORON

Shanny_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:31

wow so embarassing :(

neverland_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:37

Sorry, but you kind of deserved that. I think confronting her about being a snobby little shit would have been better. Well, at least you aren't stuck with $500 worth of over-priced items that will only be out of style in about a month. :)

danedo 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:39

woman, sheesh.

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:41

Your ego is not worth $500.

e_fisher20 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:49

You deserve it for shopping in shitty stores like that... who needs to spend buttloads of money on stores that are so rude and pretentious? You can find everything you need at Shopko and Meijers and Target and WalMart, and if you're really looking for a gem you can go to St. Vincent's or Goodwill. Trust me, it's way cheaper and way better.