Miscellaneous: Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 04:01 - Argentina - Lanus

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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By Kevin - 14/08/2022 00:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By spinspinsugar - 24/02/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus

Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:30

Well, he's rude AND mean.

evanmurphy 14

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:32

That is very disrespectful of him. You should tell someone you trust how you feel and get it sorted out. Good luck OP.

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FloorX 14

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:30

omgcyndaquil 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:30

Well, he's rude AND mean.

firefighter925 18

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:42

And hilarious hahaha

ellisp1 15

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:30

That's terrible. Sorry OP

evanmurphy 14

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:32

That is very disrespectful of him. You should tell someone you trust how you feel and get it sorted out. Good luck OP.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:33

Completely uncalled for. You should be very proud OP..

jazzybaby179 22

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:33

Good job Op! Just say 'oops sorry dad that was a picture of you'

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:24

OP is a girl. So that wouldn't work.

jazzybaby179 22

Sunday 10 January 2016 10:04

Aw man didnt see that there!

Radgears47 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 12:32

"Oops! Sorry dad that was you before the operation." Or "Its miraculous how far you've come dad!"

jazzybaby179 22

Sunday 10 January 2016 14:32

Thank you! You understand me :p

GuyOnBridge 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 16:40

this is OPs step-dad

celebi82 18

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:35

Wow, he's rude. I wonder if your mom knows how mean he is to you...

nominaski 25

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:37

Damn. He's a mean old bastard. Sorry you have to put up with this ******* douchebag.

LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 10 January 2016 0:39

Sometimes people think they're being clever and funny when they're just being really inconsiderate and rude. You should let him know that wasn't right of him to say that.