Health: Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Monday 12 December 2011 3:00

Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)

beezerbnt00 4

Monday 12 December 2011 3:00

That's hot

Comments

twaumat 28

Monday 12 December 2011 10:20

I think he cares about you more than you care about him. he brought you soup being all sweet and accidently spilled it over you and you post something like that on FML saying 'FML', I think he deserves better than you.

Hungry_Panda 3

Monday 12 December 2011 10:39

I understand this, but, why is this a FML? Geez drama queen.

venomlash 9

Monday 12 December 2011 11:44

You are a schlemazel, and your boyfriend is a schlemiel. TEXTBOOK DEFINITIONS.

massacreman3000 1

Monday 12 December 2011 12:06

today, i tried making soup for my girlfriend, who is ill. i ended up tripping and spilling it all over her. fml everyone would say fyl, guaranteed!

dhiran_singh 16

Monday 12 December 2011 12:14

Well, at least he took da effort to bring u sum soup.

CLU3L3ESS 4

Monday 12 December 2011 13:33

Wowzers bad luck much lol

lizzypooh36 18

Monday 12 December 2011 13:39

it's the thought that counts.. but still, that sucks :( sorry

bulbousbeak1995 0

Monday 12 December 2011 14:13

At least he tried to help

draven844 1

Monday 12 December 2011 14:47

It is the season to be sick... I can feel ya there. The difference is that I'm home alone and don't feel like moving around to eat. You should send him to New York for me.