Intimacy: Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus...

By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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You deserved it 30 068

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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You deserved it 6 447

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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You deserved it 7 289

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 6 260

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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You deserved it 133

By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 65 863

gogokira 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:58

gross bro

mintcar 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:59

Wow...how'd you explain that one?

Comments

BIGbadBRIZZLE 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:05

plz tell me you unzipped

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:07

Why is you life ******? A faux ******** is better than no ******** at all.

Colin466 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:08

At least she knows that you're into her, and that your shit works!

malters 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:30

and now she has a feel for your size

ilyfrenchiee 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:08

LAWL LAWL LAWL! FYL mang!

colincastleberry 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:59

hey I agree with u and just wanted 2 say wow u are cute ;) message me

kykyshay 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:06

man *****. >:-|

mcintosh123 15

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:37

How can you tell you can't even see her face

chlobo13 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:46

318- that's just what I was about to say!! xD

justalilrandom2 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:52

286 is typing with his knob guys, c'mon!

kykyshay 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:09

I was talking about 286

chammi 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:15

agree. her body is nothing special. pasty, no chest, etc. I'd say she was selling herself on FML. Or her face is too ugly so she posts a bikini shot where the flash is covering her face. nice job. *****.

nomnom_muffins 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:58

335, although I agree she is a ****, I don't see why saying she is pasty or flat chested is necessary. some women can look great with flat chests, despite people like you giving us a hard time for being different from the status quo :/...

tomsgirl101207 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 8:41

we could be friends you and I. lol. I was having a similar thought. hahaha.

WOLFEYES72 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:52

335, comments like that are the reason wife beaters exist, just sayin'.

colincastleberry 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:35

I must say u all bring up good points I have been convinced yr all quite right my bad lol

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:08

hey boners are really hard to control

mcintosh123 15

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:09

Did you ask her if she liked it?

mendozaale 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:10

exactly some one with a plan ^

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:10

A faux ******** is better than no ******** at all.

vizkiz 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 2:09

Time to make a new submission to the urban dictionary, faux job. When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a ********, and the guy doesn't correct them.