Intimacy: Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus...

By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 821

You deserved it 6 447

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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You deserved it 7 289

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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You deserved it 4 883

By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 5 713

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 6 260

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

I agree, your life sucks 422

You deserved it 133

By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800 056

You deserved it 65 863

gogokira 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:58

gross bro

mintcar 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:59

Wow...how'd you explain that one?

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Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:43

She wasn't sleeping.

himynameishugh 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:46

alot of girls on here are pretty :)

QueenOfBoredom 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:08

I've noticed that too

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:35

^ win

QueenOfBoredom 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:51

yes boners you are gorgeous

leeshxx 3

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:26

boners you are very pretty so is your.... dog?

olivia_r 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:36

I thought it was like a possum.

olivia_r 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:21

I'm so sorry boners, hope your possum recovers.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:35

#136 You try, boners?! I thought you were just naturally gorgeous. PS: Heh... "you try boners".... immature moment gone. :)

eminemXshady 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:50

boners wins every time

purple_laxer847 3

Monday 29 August 2011 14:47

what can i say? i try

zabdabb 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:47

thats great lol

DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:47

EPIC Win!!

dansco 24

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:49

Boner!

marcus808 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:49

awww 2 bad

FlixDoom 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:51

win! ^

goaty777 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:52

lol dude...awesome, that's a new way to get the ladies. show em how big it is with confidence the first time u meet.

tomtom88_fml 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:54

win

HeyThereAk 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:55

hahahahahahah.

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