By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 802
You deserved it 30 068

Same thing different taste

Comments

mrmerino 0

oh my god, man. that must be terrible

houstontxmex 0

hehe, looks like Peter wanted to meet her. you should have just told her to put it in her mouth like a pacifier and go back to sleep. :)

WillDaBeast83 0

how long did it take for you to think of that one?

houstontxmex 0

about the same amount of time it took for your mom to wake up after that dude put his pickle in her pie hole. :)

at least she didnt wake up with it in her ass..

mismonroe 0

It's always a good day when your ass wakes up dickless.

superjay28 0

u should have thought of someone butt ugly.

98 - Oh yeah! Definitely! Instead of having her head rest on his erection, OP totally should have whipped it out and thrown a rubber band on it. You are the reason why they put warnings like "Do not use on genitals" on chainsaws, aren't you?

Then get gangrene and have to have it removed, sounds like a plan 98.