Transportation: Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties...

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

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Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 04:00

Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML

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Trace01m 11

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:45

You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)

unidentified_sta 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:57

Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.

Comments

Norther 1

Thursday 9 December 2010 22:33

That's not a FML, that's a WIN. I would walked out the door, walk over to her, and say :''ma'am, as you can not see, i'm in the passenger seat. You have to be in the seat next to that to manouver the car. Have a good day''. And get back in the passenger seat :-D

Michigan_Girl 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:39

I would have honked right back at her. Plus, if she had a problem maneuvering out, she should clearly NOT be driving!

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 10 December 2010 0:41

What if the cars were parked top to tail (eg along the side of a road) and one of the other two didn't leave the woman enough room to get out?

iwuvmydime 2

Friday 10 December 2010 4:50

lmao what a dumbass

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:13

That is why you need to carry. Next time something like that happens shoot them, and plant a race appropriate drug on them. Ex: white people-meth

ObtrusiveDave_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 12:15

Double-u T Ef man!

anonyn_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:48

eww whats her prob

Vlieto23 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:52

this was an awesomely funny one!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 8 January 2015 23:09

What's her issue?

tyrspencer 18

Tuesday 5 April 2016 5:39

I thought Canada was supposed to be friendly!

guttedbrit 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 16:57

This kinda reminds me of when I once got into a taxi (with no queue) and as we were driving off, a family slammed on the windows and gestured that they were there first. People are strange.