Work: Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned...

By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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WearingHats 14

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:11

You must have some floppy ones.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:12

Moments like these I am so grateful to be a woman! Yes we have periods, lots of girlie-bit issues and all but, is it really that easy to sit on your own balls? Damn.

Comments

Beer_Wisperer 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:46

WTF? Were you naked? How is this possible dude?

rast262 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 17:52

It's called "Wang Chung." Check out Urban Dictionary.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:47

Get tighter undies to keep those bad boys more snug to your body. :P

YouDeservedIt12 2

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:49

I feel your pain man, done it myself and that shit hurts

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:52

Do your balls hang low?.. Can you tie em in a bow?... Can you throw em over your shoulder, do they sway to and fro? .. I know y'all were thinking it too.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:15

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can your tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier do your balls hang low

jayhawkchik 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:15

Lol

katdaiken 16

Monday 12 November 2012 19:35

78 your pictures perfect for that lol

Warden1986 16

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:59

Must of been really hot, or you have saggy balls. Because I don't know how that's even possible. Not saying its not but very rare. That sucks OP fyl indeed.

rekege 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:04

I'm sorry for you, since you didn't have the balls to tell him.

FlyingFucker 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:05

I can see this happening in a comedy movie

OceanBlueSea 12

Tuesday 11 September 2012 3:07

"why do people say grow some balls when their so sensitive. People should say grow a ******. Those things can really take a pounding" -Betty White Betty White is amazing!