Love: Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms... - FML

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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You deserved it 750

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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Top comments

Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 21:02

Uhhh... couldn't he have just been dreaming...? O_o (As in it wasn't anything sexual...)

beauty_blogger 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:08

#5 uhhh, how is that shallow?

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LlaGriotte 25

Saturday 4 July 2009 15:19

HAHAHAH that's just roflblastastic:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ok I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:59

Wtf?

cmac86 23

Monday 16 November 2009 9:21

ydi for sleeping with a little boy.

killpro 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:01

I smell MILF.

chicabonita5683 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:04

This isn't a FML...this is just someone who doesn't like that the guy was dreaming about someone other than her. Unless you are a MILF, this shouldn't have bothered you...people dream and it isn't always going to be about you...so he had a dream about his mom, not a big deal...now if he were making suggestive motions toward you saying mom, then that would have been more along the lines of FML

lil65boii_fml 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 5:16

that's ******

Vjewerica 9

Monday 11 April 2011 19:09

Yeah, I had something similar happen to me once. Except we were both wide awake and getting intimate, until he whispered "Mom" just before he tried to kiss me. I`m still having hard time deciding which one felt worse. FML

Raylosophy 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:58

You loved it. ha

nafedog24 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:13

dump his ass bitch,

baka4815 21

Tuesday 3 March 2015 19:03

Maybe he was having a nightmare?

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Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

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