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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 02:02

Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML

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By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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DalPozzo13 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:55

Wtf

ThatOneCanadian 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:59

sounds like a typical friday night to me

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smurf32494 0

Friday 30 December 2011 9:42

Ummmmm....one of those things you should probably keep to yourself

hello_jules 8

Friday 30 December 2011 9:51

That's messed up... Find something better to do with your time.

ryan249 0

Friday 30 December 2011 11:51

Sorry but that is one of the most disgusting things i ever herd

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 30 December 2011 12:39

this is why we have things called "video games", "books" and "movies". they're custom designed to fill your spare time, guaranteed or your money back! but wait! there's more! order a book, video game, or movie now, and we'll add a free "not pregnant, HIV positive, drunk, or addicted to life-shortening drugs"! two for the price of one! call now!

kitkat2014 6

Friday 30 December 2011 15:07

Wow stupidest fml ever

cuddlypuppies21 4

Friday 30 December 2011 15:08

Ewwww

mcerin 10

Friday 30 December 2011 18:00

Kay honestly that is beyond disgusting.

khfun 4

Friday 30 December 2011 18:49

There's an app for that lol :)

timmyman207 0

Friday 30 December 2011 20:14

Wtf

Briarpatch1799 0

Friday 30 December 2011 20:55

That's sick

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Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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Today, at work, I booked a vet appointment for an African Gray to get a birth control implant. I didn’t even know that was a thing and I definitely never thought that a parrot would have a more active sex life than me. FML

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Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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