By nomorealcoholeva - 14/03/2015 16:52 - Norway - Bod?

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML
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nomorealcoholeva 9

Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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logic368 8

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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nomorealcoholeva 9

Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom

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nomorealcoholeva 9

I have a brused elbow, a bruised knee and a few knuckles on my hand are sore and a lot of scratches. Its a very hazy night, and i dont know which injuries are from breaking the window, and which are from climbing in the window and the 1.5 meter fall to the floor, on glass. Next time i am drinking soda...

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ironik69 31

At least you made it home safely. A few scrapes are better than getting into a fight, being drugged, etc.

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logic368 8

Your landlord is Jesus? Sounds like all you can do is pray...

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well, do you think it is wise to get so hammered drunk? How do you even look after yourself when in such stupor?

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lippi93 7

I always say I'm never drinking again after anything bad happens but I always end up drinking again thinking it will be better this time

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't think you should be drinking that much op. It's so dangerous. You were drinking so much that you couldn't function properly and don't even remember some of the night. You could've driven your car and hurt somebody or done any number of stupid things, someone could've easily taken advantage of you as well. I hope you'll be more careful next time you drink and that you'll either know your limit or have a non-drunk buddy that will keep an eye on you. Glad you didn't get too hurt or do anything with serious consequences.

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exitium16 26

that name's just a bit ironic don't you think?

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dragonladiesfire 19

Always need an adventure :)

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Cebolamole 13

That is actually amazing, thinking outside the box like that when drunk! I laughed a lot!

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Cassandra2015 21

at least you made it home safe ! sounds like you had a fun night

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smokecloud_ 37

How dare an adult partake in adult activites! For shame.

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zyero 9

So you figured out how to break the window to get into the locked basement, only to unlock said basement with what you thought was a front door key only to realize you didn't need to break the window in the first place? Good luck explaining that to the landlord. I had a hard enough time trying to explain/remember how vomit got on the ceiling from the couch in my most epic drunken escapade

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Brandi_Faith 33

There's adult activities, and then there's being so drunk that you can't function. She couldn't put a key in a door and unlock it. Being so drunk you can't function is just stupid in my opinion. It's also dangerous because you often do things you don't have control over or don't even remember doing. How is that a good idea??

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missnuthin 10

well... glad you got home safe! much worse things can happen than a broken window.

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