Transportation: Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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gracehi 31

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:58

I think the question is not what YOU did but what THEY did TO you.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 March 2014 18:10

#11: The words were not randomly capitalized. They were being stressed.

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Echosnow 15

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:13

Thats scary!!!!!! That is more like a nightmare!

MikeT8705 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 23:14

Just check YouTube.

NYM88 26

Thursday 13 March 2014 0:09

If you're anything like me OP then you probably snoring like a freight train!

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 13 March 2014 0:41

I'll wager that you were farting up a storm.

outoftown 26

Thursday 13 March 2014 0:52

Sounds like you enjoyed your nap a little too much: you had half the bus smiling!

menfearme 10

Thursday 13 March 2014 3:53

Look on the bright side. You'll probably see it on youtube.

DopeGrapez 5

Thursday 13 March 2014 5:04

FYL

Drian91800 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 5:33

Was it a sarcastic laugh? Or a sympathetic laugh?

toyosi 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 6:06

Haha

r00nie 10

Thursday 13 March 2014 7:35

Lot of people talk / moan in sleep. Maybe you said something embarrassing.

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