Transportation: Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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By Phil - 14/10/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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gracehi 31

Wednesday 12 March 2014 17:58

I think the question is not what YOU did but what THEY did TO you.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 March 2014 18:10

#11: The words were not randomly capitalized. They were being stressed.

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royalsgrl 14

Thursday 13 March 2014 7:56

Well you won't know until someone uploads a video on YouTube. LOL search it up haha

8eight8 14

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:01

you just snored

8eight8 14

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:08

you just snored. it's a reflect of the body when you stop breathing for a while you will be conscious so that's why you awoke suddenly.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:58

Sleepwanking on the bus?

Pra55y 1

Thursday 13 March 2014 12:29

You'd have snored to glory that's for sure!!!!!

BubbaKahuna 3

Thursday 13 March 2014 15:31

Scratching something?

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 14 March 2014 5:14

Speaking in tongues? Making funny noises? Odd snore? A weird tick you don't know about? Plenty of folks do weird things in their sleep.

LOL31_fml 5

Friday 14 March 2014 22:08

U probably farted bro

AliciaMeow 12

Saturday 15 March 2014 7:38

Either: 1) you farted(it happens) 2) you were making noises 3) they did something to you So many options.

sugarmonster42 7

Monday 17 March 2014 8:19

I've seen this one several times.... But that's definitely paranoia inducing hahahah

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