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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 02:02

Today, I ran into a childhood friend for the first time in years. It turned out her mother died of COVID a few days ago. It was heartbreaking to see her close to tears all the time we talked, but due to distancing I couldn't even hug her to make her feel better. FML

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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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iamabamf 17

Monday 20 February 2012 16:02

How could you forget that?

PaulB123 11

Monday 20 February 2012 16:03

... How's your father doing!?

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408trancejunkie 3

Monday 20 February 2012 17:54

That's ****** up

KimmieKat 0

Monday 20 February 2012 18:05

Bahahahaha that's hat must've sucked bro

Mr25_fml 14

Monday 20 February 2012 18:20

giving you the bebefit of the doubt, tell him that you suffer from short-term memory loss.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 20 February 2012 18:26

"She's resting well then?"

JustHayden 5

Monday 20 February 2012 18:51

Your an idiot for asking that but no one deserves to be in that awkward of a sidiation FYL

incognito1520 20

Monday 20 February 2012 18:53

brain fart

bibi18_fml 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:05

All you people are carrying on about how op was a jerk or op wasn't at fault. I lost my mom not even a week ago and if one of the people who attended her funeral asked me that a month later, that person would no longer be my friend. Think about what the other person felt...

bittersweet25 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:11

You have a horrible memory

hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:33

you are so forgetful

Davick 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:40

oh ouch theres no recovery from that one. good luck

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