Transportation: Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw...

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Gemma - 03/11/2010 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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aims2010 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:58

shouldn't have been speeding?

lutafin 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:58

so dumb. why speed if you're afraid of cops. dumb dumb.

Comments

mishyyyb 5

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:45

never drive again... why would you slam on the breaks? how does that make any sense at all? who gave you your license?!

cody402 7

Tuesday 30 November 2010 11:40

probaly the hobo that gave me my license he's very nice doesn't make u do y turn or parellel park

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:05

YDI. You would've been able to tell if it was police. And YDI for speeding!!! Gosh.

Hellooomindyy 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:06

They do have unmarked police cars smarty.

lovingmylife84 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:07

what kind of idiot slams on the breaks on the highway! even if it WAS a cop, you still would have caused the accident! hahaha you're so dumb. speed a little, sure, but never slam on your breaks or go so fast you're unable to gently and calmly get to the limit if you see a cop!

mykolaa 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:13

OP, you are such a dumbass, id slap you

Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:22

Omg I hate drivers like you. You probably drive 10mph under the speed limit too when driving next to a cop right? Drivers like you are a hazard on the road and don't deserve to have a license.

ROFLFail 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:47

the driver behind op might not've been tailgating her, maybe the highway just had a high speed limit. Because if you've ever been in the emergency lane, you'd see how quick the cars go while you're stationary. But YDI for slamming on the brakes in the middle of a highway

randall_doak 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:49

You're a dumbass.

julie3841 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:03

If you were only speeding a little then you should've only had to hit the breaks a little. You'd do well to remember that if you're that afraid of cops or better yet, maybe it's best you just stick to the speed limit.