By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 896
You deserved it 49 559

Same thing different taste

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so dumb. why speed if you're afraid of cops. dumb dumb.

Comments

ulicksam 0

Get off the road. Seriously, no joke, get off the road.

bouncykiddo 0

I think broken down cars are police cars ALL the time and have to slow down! However I have never caused an accident bc of it... Sry

My mother has been a Deputy Sheriff for years and I've done a number of "Ride-A-Longs" with road deputies and NYS Troopers. One thing I learned is that by the time a speeder has seen the patrol car, the officer has already learns your speed almost 100% of the time. in other words, if you see a patroller, chances are incredibly high that he/she has already clocked you.

i hope you insurance has to pay for that, and your premium should go up for being a dumbass driver.

look on the brite side now you can sue that ****** for following to close.

FYL? Hell no. More like the person who rear-ended you.

You're a ******* retard. People like you infuriate me beyond belief. First of all, you should not have been speeding. Second of all, if you see a cop, DON'T ******* SLAM THE BREAKS YOU ******* RETARD! THAT WOULD GET YOU NOTICED MORE THAN SPEEDING UNLESS YOUR GOING 200 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT! Third of all, you do not even have the privilege to use the phrase "FML" BECAUSE IT'S ALL YOUR ******* FAULT! EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU HAS 20 TIMES MORE RIGHT TO USE IT, NOT TO MENTION 20 TIMES MORE ******* SKILL AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE ROADS. This right here just completely fits the stereotype that women cannot drive. **** YOU.

Failonceaday123 0

Ydi never should have been speeding