Transportation: Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw...

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Gemma - 03/11/2010 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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aims2010 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:58

shouldn't have been speeding?

lutafin 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:58

so dumb. why speed if you're afraid of cops. dumb dumb.

Comments

manthepost 2

Monday 17 January 2011 6:07

wow your stupid cops are more likely to pull you over if you slow down like that anyways

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:49

that was a really stupid move, I've passed cops doing a "little" speeding, and just took my foot off the gas, apparently if u don't show signs of freaking out, ur 65% safe.

7sevensevenseven 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:34

thts always good

Splayd 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:06

[w]ow you[r] stupid[ ] [c]ops are more likely to pull you over if you slow down like that[ ] anyway[s] [ ] Did you earnestly call someone "stupid" within a statement that could potentially be used to demonstrate how one might make every possible grammatical error conceivable in a mere two sentences?

ashes1005 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 14:28

Why would u just slam your brakes like that y not slow down gradually

lreiss 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:37

Ha the opposite of that happened to me a couple nights ago. I thought I saw a broken down car and it turned out to be a cop.

galt 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 2:33

Don't speed then you retard. Karmas a bitch isn't it?

ScreamingFits 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:10

"Today, I was speeding a little and slammed on my brakes"...speeding a little? Why would you 'slam' on your brakes? That sounds so dumb. YDI.

kelardy 11

Friday 6 June 2014 7:26

never even tap your breaks, if you are going over by 5mph or less (outside of school zones and construction areas) unless you are doing something suspicious they won't pull you over. 5 over is federally recognized.