By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 586
You deserved it 9 403

Same thing different taste

Top comments

holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

Comments

Lalala1996 0

Wow... that surprisingly made me horny.

Lalala1996 0
Scalabrine44 0

My dear woman, I will be happy to service those needs. I'm 13, like em young? ;)

Sir, I'll bet your son's allowance that you're not a day under 35.

MattPDX 2

143, First of all, if you're going to insult someone, spell it right. It's hoe. Second of all, just because she gets horny, doesn't make her a hoe.

Lalala1996 0

Lol guys it was a joke. And I am under 18, so obviously, I'm under 35.

My comment was to 92 for being creepy. Ure welcome btw ;d

1st of all 152, i don't care. 2nd, yes I agree. getting horny doesn't make you a hoE(happy?) but putting it on the internet where everyone can read it does.

U mean like when u post a picture of yourself wearing that makeup?

okay, I wear mascara. big whoop! does that make me a ****? not really b cuz there are way more other people that wear make up on there profile pics

Thank you. And a for you Jessie, suck on THAT!

Nah, I just wanted some emotions. Thanks.

oh my god kykyshay. I'm saying this to make you look less stupid. (if that's even a possibility after all you've said) STFU. NOW.

okay, maybe I spell things wrong here and there, or say dumb things, but don't we all? you don't have to act like such a BITCH. if your annoyed, don't read my comments.

195 I could say the same thing to you, considering you called me a moron on a different thread. if you don't like what we say, don't reply, or get over it. we all get hated on. it's a part of life, dear. if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

I never said I don't like what you say, I'm just calling you a stupid ass.

at least you know what sort of kinky shit you are into! get a set of nipple clamps and turn this FML into a MLIA!!

Shoulda worn green! I don't see the problem though. I wouldn't mind too much if I was out with a pretty girl and that happened, as long as she wasn't freaked out.(; Then again I've never been and may never be out with a pretty girl, so I can't really judge.(: now she just knows a new way to turn you on!

I love your comments. Why no pretty girls? you're adorable. :) You'll find someone amazing soon.

heathersmorin 0

awwww poor you!!! we need to find you a pretty girl to tweek your nipples?? ANYONE......? ANYONE.....? BUELLER?

cheeksMcgeeks 3

FML. The new eHarmony. Connecting users one troll at a time.

testthecoal 5

Y'all'z good people.(: Haha and it's my fault anyway, I just gotta stop being shy or get over itt.(: 74 speak English dude! I love ya too.(; Thanks 39.(: 41, 44, and 52, lol nice.(:

bitheway 2

The reason he did mind is b cuase it wasn't big enuf 2 show up in his pantz

Why won't there be pretty girls?? You're soooo cute and you have the prettiest brown eyes. I'd date you.

sandyyBabi 0
sandyyBabi 0

look, just be yourself even if that means being shy (: shy guys are cute so just lay back and let thingss fall into place dude (:

slamacow_what 1

ROFL SOUNDS LIKE MY STEP BROTHER!!

Capt_Oblivious 10

You pinch your step brother's nipples?

Maybe he just likes watching little boys get excited.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Oh, I get it now, he gets his step brother excited by pinching his nipples. Now it all makes sense.

I don't think there's a pot of gold at the end of this story.

olivia_r 0

How is getting an boner make the person in any way shape or form? It's natural.

olivia_r 0

make the person stupid* a boner* shit, not my day haha

sassypants93 17

How is his girlfriend stupid? Oh and make sure you can spell before calling someone stupid. It's *you're not your.

I think I speak for everyone. SHUT THE HELL UP KYKYSHAY! God damn woman. You don't understand how idiotic that you're making yourself look right now.

vsx2000goton 0

Please refrain from feeding the trolls. Thankies :3

well sorry of I comment on here where thousands of other people comment. and so what I spell some things wrong? you don't know how old I am.

actually we do know how old you are. you put your birthday on your profile.

you look older then me. why the **** are you arguing with a kid?

vsx2000goton 0

Because she finds your comments to be repulsive and uneducated in the least, like the rest of us 202.

I'm not. I was pointing it out. I'm actually through arguing. I've learned not to hold grudges. let me give you some hints about FML so you won't get eaten alive on here. 1.) sirin is the best mod in the entire world. never diss sirin or I might have to scream at you. 2.) people will eat you alive if you spell things wrong or have bad grammar. that's just the way it is. 3.) people make sarcastic comments all the time. NEVER take them personally. 4.) FML is like anything else in life. it can be great, but when you make yourself look stupid people will notice. 5.) sarcasm is the main language on this site. learn it , live it , love it.

Why are you using that language if you're a kid, 202? Take MissBunny's advice, you need it.

I'm through too as long as you guys are done caping on me.

we're done. truce? no more trolling on each other's comments saying shit. that's a promise from me. (unless I forget who you are lol)

okay, but number 205 is still an ass. :-)

hahaha. there are always going to be asses everywhere xD I'll try to defend you when people give you shit.

aw thanx. but I think you have to much to handle... :-(

235 nah I've made friends with a good bit of people on here.. just try to not comment back to any of the mean posts.

mghockey97 0

well u didnt viagea so thats good

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Thank god... Can you imagine what would have happened if he viagea'd?

Igor_g5 0

What is Viagea? Did you maybe mean Viagra?

bananahannahjo 0

I don't think that vaigea is a real word...she was just being sarcastic. :) not sure what the op meant....

No, Viagra was once part of Viagea, but Viagea split apart into the seven ED drugs we know today.