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Giggity!
Thats cuz u love boners.
Yeah, I somehow picked up on it.
Lolwut
Sir, I'll bet your son's allowance that you're not a day under 35.
ho
143, First of all, if you're going to insult someone, spell it right. It's hoe. Second of all, just because she gets horny, doesn't make her a hoe.
My comment was to 92 for being creepy. Ure welcome btw ;d
Kite Ho?
1st of all 152, i don't care. 2nd, yes I agree. getting horny doesn't make you a hoE(happy?) but putting it on the internet where everyone can read it does.
U mean like when u post a picture of yourself wearing that makeup?
okay, I wear mascara. big whoop! does that make me a ****? not really b cuz there are way more other people that wear make up on there profile pics
Thank you. And a for you Jessie, suck on THAT!
Nah, I just wanted some emotions. Thanks.
( I was referring to 169)
oh my god kykyshay. I'm saying this to make you look less stupid. (if that's even a possibility after all you've said) STFU. NOW.
okay, maybe I spell things wrong here and there, or say dumb things, but don't we all? you don't have to act like such a BITCH. if your annoyed, don't read my comments.
195 I could say the same thing to you, considering you called me a moron on a different thread. if you don't like what we say, don't reply, or get over it. we all get hated on. it's a part of life, dear. if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
I never said I don't like what you say, I'm just calling you a stupid ass.
More like stay inside the kitchen.
at least you know what sort of kinky shit you are into! get a set of nipple clamps and turn this FML into a MLIA!!
Shoulda worn green! I don't see the problem though. I wouldn't mind too much if I was out with a pretty girl and that happened, as long as she wasn't freaked out.(; Then again I've never been and may never be out with a pretty girl, so I can't really judge.(: now she just knows a new way to turn you on!
I love your comments. Why no pretty girls? you're adorable. :) You'll find someone amazing soon.
Y'all'z good people.(: Haha and it's my fault anyway, I just gotta stop being shy or get over itt.(: 74 speak English dude! I love ya too.(; Thanks 39.(: 41, 44, and 52, lol nice.(:
hi there! I like ur comment!
ya I agree with 39 why no girls?
Why won't there be pretty girls?? You're soooo cute and you have the prettiest brown eyes. I'd date you.
wow really.......
Maybe he just likes watching little boys get excited.
Indeed.
I don't think there's a pot of gold at the end of this story.
Your stupid.
his gf is stupid
I think I speak for everyone. SHUT THE HELL UP KYKYSHAY! God damn woman. You don't understand how idiotic that you're making yourself look right now.
well sorry of I comment on here where thousands of other people comment. and so what I spell some things wrong? you don't know how old I am.
oops, u meant to put if, not of.
actually we do know how old you are. you put your birthday on your profile.
you look older then me. why the **** are you arguing with a kid?
I'm not. I was pointing it out. I'm actually through arguing. I've learned not to hold grudges. let me give you some hints about FML so you won't get eaten alive on here. 1.) sirin is the best mod in the entire world. never diss sirin or I might have to scream at you. 2.) people will eat you alive if you spell things wrong or have bad grammar. that's just the way it is. 3.) people make sarcastic comments all the time. NEVER take them personally. 4.) FML is like anything else in life. it can be great, but when you make yourself look stupid people will notice. 5.) sarcasm is the main language on this site. learn it , live it , love it.
Why are you using that language if you're a kid, 202? Take MissBunny's advice, you need it.
I'm through too as long as you guys are done caping on me.
we're done. truce? no more trolling on each other's comments saying shit. that's a promise from me. (unless I forget who you are lol)
truce lol :-)
okay, but number 205 is still an ass. :-)
hahaha. there are always going to be asses everywhere xD I'll try to defend you when people give you shit.
aw thanx. but I think you have to much to handle... :-(
235 nah I've made friends with a good bit of people on here.. just try to not comment back to any of the mean posts.
No, Viagra was once part of Viagea, but Viagea split apart into the seven ED drugs we know today.
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"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."
tell her to stand in front of you?