Love: Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year...

By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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You deserved it 7 113

By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 011

You deserved it 5 346

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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You deserved it 7 329

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 4 217

By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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You deserved it 4 696

By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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teamhat 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:07

what a nice boyfriend you have there

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:22

#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.

Comments

jzbass5 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 18:59

YDI......Thats what happens when you continue to stay with a douche. YDI

BaldOuting 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:02

so you have been together a year... this cant be the first douchie thing he has done to you i hope he is now an ex

jamblasticus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:09

He sounds a bit like a fuckstick. However, if all that you did was come to fmylife to complain instead of actually doing anything, well then you deserve it.

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:13

Well this one's on the downhill slide. FYL.

Misanthropist 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:43

Dear Females: Males don't care about anniversaries. Kthx.

K1ll_M3_N0w 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 2:53

Dear Males: Females do, and if males don't be more considerate, males are going to be single. K thx. :)

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:49

what an asshole

lmmmr 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:49

Dear #70: I don't think you're qualified to speak for 1/2 of the entire population. I have met men who care about anniversaries. You are wrong. Kthx. Anniversaries were not the point of the FML.

MaoTseTung_80mil 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:53

Wow, I like how everybody has some heavy interperetation of the intricacies of his behaviour and her motivations. Maybe the guy just has an awesome sense of humor.