By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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lilikawaii 6

I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(

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ClassyCommando 13

We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Obviously u need new ones...I can imagine how long you've had that..

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coried91 28

I have bought a bra before and the next day the wire decided to come out of hiding and bug me all day. It doesn't necessarily mean they're old when that happens. They might need to buy a better quality bra.

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HeartOnSleeves 8

IMPOSSIBLE! A bra is a betraying best friend you trust with your prized possession.. but they go and betray you..

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janeyboo07 11

My bra does that to me a lot. Sometimes the next day I'll bring the bra to school with me and sneak into the boys bathroom and hang it in one of the stalls.

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wittygirl 8

Well I think it's clever they can practice with it . Wait this sounds familiar ...hmm

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lucyinthesky420 10

Cool story, bro.

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cryssycakesx3 22

this seems very pointless to me. guess. been outta school for too long.

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disengaged 6

My bra wires snap regularly, once I had to go to emergency because it pierced my boob about two inches deep...

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franwins0827 7

Ugh, happened to me once. Nothing like sneaking into the ladies' room at work to tear out the underwires our of a bra.

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alexicanaaa 7

Poor thing. Nbd.

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death_prevails 6

I feel for you.... Because getting stabbed with a knife would've added just that little bit of oomph. Next time, carry one with you just in case

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